GREEN MAN CHALLENGE 
The Green Man Challenge.

 
The Challenge
Woodwoses
Wistmen
The Gaveller

 

The Challenge:


 
The Green Man Challenge celebrates Bristol, a green city in the midst of the countryside, as part of the Forest of Avon.

The Challenge follows the course of the Community Forest Path around Bristol, with some minor alterations mainly for safety's sake. This scenic route, girdling the city, is advertised as 45 miles long by the Forest of Avon Team, who created and maintain the Path, although G.P.S. measurements have varied from 44.7 to 48.6 miles. Step-by-step directions, in the form of an Adobe Acrobat* PDF file, can be obtained by clicking here. *To download a FREE copy of Adobe Acrobat Reader, go to the WAYFINDER page, see above.

Up until now, all those who have accepted the Green Man Challenge have run the whole 45 miles as individuals or in pairs in under 12 hours to qualify as Woodwoses.

If you have already done this, contact The Gaveller to claim your Woodwose certificate.

But there are at least two other ways to do it.

  1. Walk the whole course in under 24-hours.
  2. Run the course as part of a relay team.
These achievements would be equally impressive, but no-one has reported doing either to The Gaveller. Perhaps walkers are too modest and a relay requires too much in the way of organisation. To encourage people to take up these challenges, we suggest that people who walk the course between twelve and twenty-four hours, or take part in a relay team that completes the course in under twelve hours should be known as Wistmen after the mysterious Wistman's Wood on Dartmoor.

If you have already done that, contact The Gaveller to claim your certificate.

It has been suggested that it is possible to walk the course in less than twelve hours and to run it as relay team in less than six hours. If this is true, participants would obviously qualify as Woodwoses.

WARNING: These challenges are a serious undertaking, so it is important to prepare well in advance if you attempt either.

There are three problems: 1) Nutrition, including water; 2) navigation and 3) communication.

1) Your muscles run on glycogen. How far you can run depends on the size of your glycogen stores. These can be increased by training, but no-one has big enough glycogen stores to run 45 miles; so you will need to top up your levels by taking in carbohydrates and water to metabolise the stuff as you go along. You need to train your body to do this in advance otherwise the sugars may just make you feel sick. Personal accounts from people who have completed The Challenge to become Woodwoses contain helpful information about this and can be found on the TACH website and on the Gaveller's weblog.

2) You need to have the map-reading skills to navigate the route safely. It is helpful if you have familiarised yourself with the route by exploring it in stages before you make your attempt. Be aware that road crossings are a particular hazard when you are tired. Step-by-step directions, in the form of an Adobe Acrobat PDF file, can be obtained by clicking here. In addition, take a look at Martin Berkeley's Runreplay site, here, for a view of the entire route from above. The Gaveller's weblog also indicates where people have gone wrong in the past.

3) You should not attempt these challenges except as part of a team. You may be able to carry all the food and water you need on your back, and you may be the best navigator in the world, but if you break your leg or have a seizure of some sort, you will only get out of the situation if you have some support on the other end of a mobile phone. Therefore, you need a mobile phone and some one you can trust at the other end. If you need such support check out the here. Personal accounts from people who have completed the challenge to become Woodwoses can be found on the TACH website and on the Gaveller's weblog.
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Woodwoses:

Anybody who conquers the 45-mile Green Man Challenge around the Community Forest Path is termed a woodwose, from the Old English wuduwāsa or wood-being, regardless of gender. Woodwose is the proper name for the wild men and wild women that haunted the imaginary forests of medieval Europe and is entirely appropriate for anyone mad enough to conquer the Community Forest Path!

The name of any person, who is entitled to call themselves Woodwose, shall be entered in the Forestal Book of the Honourable Order of Woodwoses, provided that they submit a report of their achievement to the Gaveller within thirty days.


The Forestal Book of the Honourable Order of Woodwoses.

The following athletes have already been entered in the Forestal Book:
 
Name Club Date Duration
I Chris Smart Nailsea RC 30th Sept 2007 11h 38m
II Mark Vogan Glossopdale Harriers 24th Dec 2007 9h 49m
III Pete Darwood Fell Running Association 5th Jan 2008 8h 51m
IV Tim Laney Fell Running Association 5th Jan 2008 8h 51m
V Chris Bloor TACH (Town and Country Harriers) 10th Feb 2008 9h 33m
VI Pete DeBoer TACH (Town and Country Harriers) 10th Feb 2008 9h 33m
VII Martin Beale Fell Running Association
Team Vasque
23rd Feb 2008
4th May 2009
7h 48m
7h 19m 52s
VIII Ruth Pitchers TACH (Town and Country Harriers) 1st Nov 2008 9h 54m
IX Mike Bastow TACH (Town and Country Harriers) 1st Nov 2008 10h 0m
X Robert Hicks TACH (Town and Country Harriers) 1st Nov 2008 11h 0m
XI George Gillham u/a 1st Nov 2008 11h
XII Jim Plunkett Cole
(Alfie Cole Wishthound)
Frome RC 1st Nov 2008 11h 0m
XIII Tim Down Bristol and District Triathlon Club 26th Dec 2008
21st March 2010
11h 0m
10h 50m
XIV Martin Indge Team Vasque 4th May 20097h 19m 52s
XV Alex CoppingTeam Bath20th October 200910h 28m
XVIAntony ClarkTACH (Town and Country Harriers)6th March 201010h
XVIIJohn Reynolds Mendip Hills Hash House Harriers Mothering Sunday 2010 10h 4m
XVIII Matt "Wistman" Edwards BAD tri Vernal Equinox 2010 8h 21m
XIX Marcus Mumford BAD tri Vernal Equinox 2010 8h 21m
XX James Leith BAD tri Vernal Equinox 2010 8h 21m
XXI Matthew Bisco BAD tri Vernal Equinox 2010 8h 21m
XXII Graeme Dodd BAD tri Vernal Equinox 2010 10h 43m

Some of these times are remarkably speedy and the record now stands at 7 hours 19 minutes and 52 seconds.


A speedy Woodwose (from a Dürer Woodcut).

How long will that record stand? Comparison with a similar route around Rotherham suggests that six hours should be possible with suitable support.
  • Can you beat it?
  • Can you get near it?
  • Do you want a challenge to raise money for charity?
  • Do you just want to have a go?
If you are up for any of these, The Gaveller wants to hear from you.

Anyone who completes the challenge is entitled to have their name inscribed in the Forestal Book and will in addition receive a certificate. The record holding Woodwose will in addition be entitled to the Green Man Challenge Trophy until overtaken by another.


Wistmen:

Wistman's Wood is described on the Legendary Dartmoor website - www.legendarydartmoor.co.uk - where it is said that it is "a wood of dwarf oak trees".

"Once you walk into the tangled web of trees you are transported into a mystical world of moss carpeted boulders, lichens of all descript, finger like oak branches, all engulfed in a wonderful smell of earth and age. For millennia this small, mystical, stunted woodland has been held in awe and for many fear. Tales of Druids, ghosts, the Devil and a host of other supernatural creatures abound, some dating back to the long lost ages before man could write. Many writers have described the wood as being 'the most haunted place on Dartmoor', others warn that every rocky crevice is filled with writhing adders who spawn their young amidst the moss and leaf strewn tree roots. Locals will never venture near once the sun begins it slow descent over the nearby granite outcrops for it is when the dark mantle of night draws tight that the heinous denizens of the wood stalk the moor in search of their human victims. So be afraid, very afraid, as the wagging finger of fate warns you to stay clear and risk not your mortal soul in the 'Wood of the Wisemen'."

Wistmen are evidently folk to be reckoned with and will be entered in the Forestal Book and suitably certified by the Gaveller when they come forward.

People who have assisted Woodwoses by running stages with them or by providing other support should also be known as Wistmen, regardless of gender, unless they prefer the equally obscure term, Woodwight.

We hope to arrange some sort of event to turn Wistmen into Woodwoses on or around Samain (or Halloween) when the Constellation Orion begins to dominate the night sky.


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